Game review - Okahu Bay 1 - Who said fat people couldn't run?

Turns out we were playing the "Alky Bots" - transformers on alcohol. Sounds like a team not to be messed with. These guys were real fat aye, but they used it to their advantage to cover the width of the field. Suddenly our gaps were minimized to the size of mouse holes, and our team was unable to squeeze through them, fearing the worse: that we might have got squashed. Nonetheless credit to them, after leading us 3-0 they held on for a 4-3 win. They were a well-drilled team that played a smarter brand of footy than us, putting their very big guys into space to score four times.

Lesson to be learnt - gotta bring our whole team to the game next time: can't just get away with bringing half our guys.