Sunday, October 21, 2007

Player profiles - Martin


Shit, where do we start with this guy? We call him Martin Nonu because of his freak ability to break the line, but at the same time his erraticness in catching his balls. Other teams fear him because he looks like Bruce Lee. He's got dragon-strength - at 55 kg have you seen his triceps? Of course not, you have to take a step back to see it. This guy has the most potential in our team, he runs very fast, so fast that he's known for scoring on the other field too. Anyway, it can be hard to take this guy seriously - he grafitis on the aeroplane parts that his engineering team repairs and he celebrates his birthday twice a year.

His skills are chasing plastic bags that got blown away.

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